Futlangom is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing
dingo.
Futlangom created life seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Futlangom, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Futlangom, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Futlangom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Futlangom's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.
2. Erect three zinc sculptures of Futlangom on top of important buildings.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never talk about quantum gravity.
5. Never eat green fruit.