Renmotgessfum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome naga.

Renmotgessfum created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Renmotgessfum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Renmotgessfum, he will turn you into a mole.

Renmotgessfum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Renmotgessfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Feed all hungry moths.