Renmotgessfum is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome
naga.
Renmotgessfum created an electron nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Renmotgessfum, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Renmotgessfum, he will turn you into a mole.
Renmotgessfum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Renmotgessfum's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Do not kill frogs.
5. Feed all hungry moths.