Didbumkap is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying mongoose.

Didbumkap created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didbumkap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didbumkap, it will destroy your home planet.

Didbumkap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Didbumkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing indigo hats.

3. Erect five silver sculptures of Didbumkap on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing orange shoes.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Didbumkap in the centre of the settlement.