Sandhamfot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident wyvern.

Sandhamfot created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandhamfot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sandhamfot, he will boil you in a big pot.

Sandhamfot's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sandhamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Hide if nine geese approach from the east.

3. Sandhamfot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.