Cissbimcab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful deer.

Cissbimcab created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbimcab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cissbimcab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cissbimcab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cissbimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Pray towards the north.