Godvonklab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak wyvern.

Godvonklab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godvonklab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Godvonklab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Godvonklab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Godvonklab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing turquoise shoes.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. You must love Godvonklab.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about comets.