Danflowbell is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, wise parrot.

Danflowbell created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danflowbell, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danflowbell, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Danflowbell's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Danflowbell's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine voles approach from the west.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing cyan shirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.