Xinbodxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless snail.

Xinbodxem created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbodxem, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xinbodxem, he will refuse to believe in you.

Xinbodxem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xinbodxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Xinbodxem loves snakes, so they must be respected.