Kincabmeggepgubpodflabfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, confident slug.

Kincabmeggepgubpodflabfarn created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kincabmeggepgubpodflabfarn, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kincabmeggepgubpodflabfarn, he will not care at all.

Kincabmeggepgubpodflabfarn's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kincabmeggepgubpodflabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.