Flanligmin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate hippopotamus.

Flanligmin created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Flanligmin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flanligmin, he will strike you with lightening.

Flanligmin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flanligmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.