Latzigbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless crab.

Latzigbug created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latzigbug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Latzigbug, it will be mildly annoyed.

Latzigbug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Latzigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.