Flowliplag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane wombat.

Flowliplag created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowliplag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flowliplag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flowliplag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Flowliplag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Never talk about otters.