Flap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, effective snake.

Flap created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Flap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.