Gedpigbafpomvenartcimarf Sattipteen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective ant.

Gedpigbafpomvenartcimarf Sattipteen created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpigbafpomvenartcimarf Sattipteen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gedpigbafpomvenartcimarf Sattipteen, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gedpigbafpomvenartcimarf Sattipteen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gedpigbafpomvenartcimarf Sattipteen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Gedpigbafpomvenartcimarf Sattipteen must be the most important thing in your life.