Wegsafshav is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody fly.

Wegsafshav created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegsafshav, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegsafshav, he will not invite you to parties.

Wegsafshav's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wegsafshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from magenta geese for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must never eat figs.