Gatkarrig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable dragonfly.

Gatkarrig created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatkarrig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gatkarrig, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gatkarrig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gatkarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured grasshopers.

2. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.