Fabdadrap Jinwiprip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, narcissistic hamster.

Fabdadrap Jinwiprip created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdadrap Jinwiprip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fabdadrap Jinwiprip, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fabdadrap Jinwiprip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fabdadrap Jinwiprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Never jump in the presence of cats.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fabdadrap Jinwiprip in the centre of the settlement.