Tunlopnar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy hare.

Tunlopnar created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Tunlopnar, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tunlopnar, she will make you grow a tail.

Tunlopnar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tunlopnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear pink coats.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Always stare at clouds.