Yakhenkip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast goose.

Yakhenkip created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakhenkip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yakhenkip, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yakhenkip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yakhenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yakhenkip's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Yakhenkip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.