Sat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic coyote.

Sat created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Sat's priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.