Armvilvon Bunnarttontambedstafnel is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying crab.

Armvilvon Bunnarttontambedstafnel created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Armvilvon Bunnarttontambedstafnel, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armvilvon Bunnarttontambedstafnel, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Armvilvon Bunnarttontambedstafnel's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Armvilvon Bunnarttontambedstafnel's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never pour water over plants.