Dotbestnatbedhongonhudtap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, uncaring swallow.

Dotbestnatbedhongonhudtap created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbestnatbedhongonhudtap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dotbestnatbedhongonhudtap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dotbestnatbedhongonhudtap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dotbestnatbedhongonhudtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never hurt tortoises.