Sugcaryim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive coyote.

Sugcaryim created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcaryim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sugcaryim, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sugcaryim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sugcaryim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help moths.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. You must love Sugcaryim.

5. Do not make images of living things.