Basspancutjabwapcintag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing horse.

Basspancutjabwapcintag created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Basspancutjabwapcintag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Basspancutjabwapcintag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Basspancutjabwapcintag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Basspancutjabwapcintag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Worship no other gods but Basspancutjabwapcintag.

5. Do not listen to music.