Motzedyok is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful duck.

Motzedyok created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Motzedyok, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Motzedyok, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Motzedyok's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Motzedyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Motzedyok's name in vain.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Never eat green fruit.