Cannellnur is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, conceited tapir.

Cannellnur created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cannellnur, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cannellnur, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cannellnur's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cannellnur's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not take Cannellnur's name in vain.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Do not drink alcohol.