Dudyattpak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil beaver.

Dudyattpak created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudyattpak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dudyattpak, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dudyattpak's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dudyattpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Dudyattpak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Respect your elders.