Weegepbumbotpogkenrowtad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, moody camel.

Weegepbumbotpogkenrowtad created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Weegepbumbotpogkenrowtad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Weegepbumbotpogkenrowtad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Weegepbumbotpogkenrowtad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Weegepbumbotpogkenrowtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.