Motnilldin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient slug.

Motnilldin created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motnilldin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Motnilldin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Motnilldin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Motnilldin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.