Dobfedbastontstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dugong.

Dobfedbastontstrag created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobfedbastontstrag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dobfedbastontstrag, it will think nothing of it.

Dobfedbastontstrag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dobfedbastontstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Retreat if six whales approach from the east.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobfedbastontstrag.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.