Sug is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured wombat.

Sug created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sug, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sug's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Sug.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to snakes while wearing magenta rings.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sug.