Flanyararfcepcubbetveenmig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome walrus.

Flanyararfcepcubbetveenmig created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Flanyararfcepcubbetveenmig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanyararfcepcubbetveenmig, she will send you a sign.

Flanyararfcepcubbetveenmig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flanyararfcepcubbetveenmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Flanyararfcepcubbetveenmig on top of important buildings.