Bomdobdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, irritating scorpion.

Bomdobdoss created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bomdobdoss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomdobdoss, it will turn you into a goat.

Bomdobdoss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bomdobdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.