Dissminwon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous cobra.

Dissminwon created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissminwon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dissminwon, it will torture you forever.

Dissminwon's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dissminwon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dissminwon.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Dissminwon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always stare at clouds.