Neggablogkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating donkey.

Neggablogkan created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neggablogkan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Neggablogkan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Neggablogkan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Neggablogkan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Neggablogkan.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat tomatoes.