Gomflapsad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sage deer.

Gomflapsad created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomflapsad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gomflapsad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gomflapsad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gomflapsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing orange shirts and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gomflapsad on top of all buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.