Teendut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody squirrel.

Teendut created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Teendut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Teendut, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Teendut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Teendut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Teendut's name in vain.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. You must love Teendut.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Teendut.

5. Always help aardvarks.