Lunmislegflow is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil butterfly.

Lunmislegflow created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunmislegflow, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lunmislegflow, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lunmislegflow's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lunmislegflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if seven goats approach from the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must pray to Lunmislegflow three times a day.