Catvonzod Batgudvid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent swallow.

Catvonzod Batgudvid created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Catvonzod Batgudvid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Catvonzod Batgudvid, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Catvonzod Batgudvid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Catvonzod Batgudvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never wear pink rings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Catvonzod Batgudvid in the centre of the settlement.