Quillfosskem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring dingo.

Quillfosskem created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillfosskem, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillfosskem, he will jump up and down on your head.

Quillfosskem's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quillfosskem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.