Dodtadsitnigdoss Ingfotgov Tailbomget is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, deceitful manatee.

Dodtadsitnigdoss Ingfotgov Tailbomget created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtadsitnigdoss Ingfotgov Tailbomget, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dodtadsitnigdoss Ingfotgov Tailbomget, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dodtadsitnigdoss Ingfotgov Tailbomget's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dodtadsitnigdoss Ingfotgov Tailbomget's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Dodtadsitnigdoss Ingfotgov Tailbomget loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.