Bidpanglan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional fairy.

Bidpanglan created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidpanglan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidpanglan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bidpanglan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bidpanglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Do not listen to music.