Hindamcun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, amazing frog.

Hindamcun created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hindamcun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hindamcun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hindamcun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hindamcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.