Pomnulbud is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident pig.

Pomnulbud created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pomnulbud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pomnulbud, it will turn you into a rat.

Pomnulbud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pomnulbud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Pomnulbud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Worship no other gods but Pomnulbud.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.