Lidxuczim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humorless lobster.

Lidxuczim created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidxuczim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lidxuczim, he will manifest in front of you.

Lidxuczim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lidxuczim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

5. Never write about enzymes.