Fumsugjop Gupcissbagjenbatwatfumfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful ant.

Fumsugjop Gupcissbagjenbatwatfumfob created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fumsugjop Gupcissbagjenbatwatfumfob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumsugjop Gupcissbagjenbatwatfumfob, he will send you a sign.

Fumsugjop Gupcissbagjenbatwatfumfob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fumsugjop Gupcissbagjenbatwatfumfob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fumsugjop Gupcissbagjenbatwatfumfob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fumsugjop Gupcissbagjenbatwatfumfob.

5. Do not speak about spinach.