Car is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident cobra.

Car created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Car, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Car, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Car's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Car's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Car in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.