Tarpkomzed is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent whale.

Tarpkomzed created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpkomzed, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tarpkomzed, she will destroy your home planet.

Tarpkomzed's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tarpkomzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Tarpkomzed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never sit in holy places.