Godsakfad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind hare.

Godsakfad created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godsakfad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godsakfad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godsakfad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Godsakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Godsakfad.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Godsakfad loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about special relativity near sharks while wearing brown corsets and balancing seven gold spheres on your legs.

5. Never paint your neck mauve.