Habdot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fast toad.

Habdot created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Habdot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Habdot, she will turn you into a snail.

Habdot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Habdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of ducks.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing orange jumpers and balancing seven gold spheres on your legs.